January 2012
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yaoitier:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
Shot by a...
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A Recap of My Year (2011!)
Cuhs everyone’s doing it!
Well, I can most certainly say that 2011 is one of the best years I’ve ever had. I believe this year is the one where I’ve dramatically changed as a person. Through a crush or two, denial, betrayal, and all of those emotions, I believe I’ve matured a little.
I’ve made numerous friends this year, broken friendships, created an enemy or...
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kitatha:
Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back! No more! No more! No more! No more!
Please tell me i wasn’t the only one…
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Andrew Hussie has inspired me as a writer.
thankyou-homestuck:
This one goes out to Mr. Andrew Hussie himself, with only one fact on the table: his writing.
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sebastiansmythe:
rainbow road more like satan’s racetrack
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December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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swagdemort:
why are graveyards so noisy?
because of all the coffin.
“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
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biteythevillain:
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me: psssst hey
friend:
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friend:
me: homestuck
friend combusts into flames and dies
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."